Mercury Morris rapping feels like an enlarged prostate

so while watching sportscenter, i couldn't help but notice that mercury morris, the starting running back for the 72' dolphins, was on the show talking about how the dolphins are the shit. and then, all of the sudden, this appears on the screen:

mercury, your rhymes are all weak sauce. perhaps you should join floetry or go to the local mic night at your local coffee shop to work on your chops. but with that being said, i think its the best artistic performance by an athlete right after etan thomas talking about abe pollin's prostate and every song by shaquille o'neal.

note: credit to blacksportsonline.com and robertlittal80 for the video. many thanks.