jason martin is Soooooooooo horny!

btw, don't read into that. it's not true.

i was at the library today finishing up a paper when i logged into my facebook account to see the following status: "Jason Martin is Sooooooooooo horny!" the first thought that came to my mind was "fuck, i left my door open and someone fucked with my profile." but then i realized that i locked my door and the only way for someone to do that was to know my password and log in or even hack in. i don't know why anyone would ever what to hack into a 20 year-old's social networking website profile. shit, you're not going to find anything good in that.

i'm not mad at all about the status. i actually find it very funny and whoever did that must have a great sense of humor for a 9 year old. a funny touch indeed, but how the fuck did they log in? that's what i'm wondering. i don't necessarily mind the jokes and whatever but it kind of got out of hand this afternoon. i came back to my apartment to see that one of my facebook friends had written on my wall, "if you're not, then you are..."

what the fuck is that supposed to mean? i barely know the guy and i've never said anything to him. the only thing i know about him is that he's actually a jesusfreak who's a closet homosexual according to one of my friends and a complete loser. he fucking failed 6th grade, for goodness' sake. so it's weird to hear that from a person whom you may think is hitting on you via a facebook wall post, let along anything from this kid at all. creeped out by this message, i wrote a repsonse back to him saying "excuse me?" as if he made a mistake should retract his fucking statement. of course he took it back saying "just kidding bro."

man what the fuck? i don't even know this kid and he thinks we're friends. isht don't think so as bruno says. no fucking way i'm friends with this guy. i've never spoken a word to him and the faggot thinks its cool to make jokes like that? NO. first of all, horrible joke and secondly, i'm very disturbed by it.

maybe i'm looking to far into this as i need topics to write about. i'm not too bothered by it, i just think its disturbing for someone to do that. but keep the jokes coming, i love them.