1. Drive to work.
2. If you don't have a car, then go buy one.
3. If you can't afford one, go to Eastern Motors.
4. If you don't have a job, then go get one.
5. If you can't get a job, then live off of unemployment checks.
6. If you can't get unemployment, then apply for welfare.
7. If you can't get welfare, then go rob a bank.
8. If you can't rob a bank, then pull a GTAIII and steal a car.
9. If you can't steal a car, then steal a bike.
10. If you can't get a bike, then steal a scooter.
11. If you can't get a scooter, then walk.
12. If you don't want to walk, well then you're shit out of luck. Take the Metro.
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Thursday, August 2, 2007
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